How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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