I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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