Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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