whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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