She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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