Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
