Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
This baby is an asshole
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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