i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Four minutes until I can fart!
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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