Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I bet he comes in French.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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