Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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