I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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