She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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