He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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