: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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