I think i peed on brittanys purse
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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