And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You pole danced in your parka.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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