there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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