is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
did you just send me my own nude
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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