Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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