Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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