I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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