He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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