so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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