I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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