i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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