i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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