I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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