Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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