Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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