Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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