I want to walk on stilts...naked
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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