yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
