Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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