We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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