Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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