Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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