I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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