I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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