what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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