at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
My vagina is officially offended.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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