absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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