"it" just moved
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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