Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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