I am puke
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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