Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Randomize
