You work out of a Hotel?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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