She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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