A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
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