I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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