do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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